If a twitterer buys a gun, does he or she shoot 140 characters of goodwill to all?
If a twitterer earns a medal in the armed services, does he or she endure eons of blessed living?
If a twitterer buys a road map, does he or she earn 140 characters of rightous laughter?
If a twitterer eats eggrolls with a fork, does he or she bite down on 140 characters of brilliance and astonishment?
If a twitterer earns a medal in the armed services, does he or she endure eons of blessed living?
If a twitterer buys a road map, does he or she earn 140 characters of rightous laughter?
If a twitterer eats eggrolls with a fork, does he or she bite down on 140 characters of brilliance and astonishment?
If a twitterer buys condoms, does he or she pay with 140 characters of happiness? Baruch Hashem!
If a tweet eats turkey, does it enjoy great pride in 140 electric characters of joy?
When a tweet goes to the dentist, does it receive a bill that pays the tweet back?
Does a tweet with psychological conditions pass judgement on the tweets of others?
Does a tweet with an attitude burn incense at its owner's funeral?
Does a tweet in heat eat egg salad with a spoon!?
When a tweet buys condoms, does an apple fall close to the tree of life?
When a tweet dances the jig, does the world trade center stand again!
If a tweet loses a steak knife, does it sit among the elders of our land?
If a tweet burys a bone, does it wake up with a refreshing mouth of answers?
If a tweet lays down in the infield, does it market itself in a drugstore of condom sales!
If a tweet extols virtue, does it frighten New Yorkers with pain and laughter?
If a tweet burns down a barn, does it brighten the sky with its brilliance?
If a tweet bites the mailman, does it write more letters than an ocean liner!
If a tweet cuts down a cherry tree, does it endure until the end of time?
If a tweet lays down in a bed of roses, does it smile when the thorns prick its 140 characters?
If a tweet falls in the woods and noone hears, does it stay online for the rest of civilization?
I tweet therefore I am!
